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- 1. It takes one to know one.
- 2. It is easier to walk down a hill than up one.
- 3. Two wrongs do not make a right. But three might.
- 4. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
- 5. A watched pot never boils.
- 6. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
- 7. Money is like a laundry - it can take you for a spin, but then it leaves you high and dry.
- 8. To err is human, but to really foul up takes a computer.
- 9. You'll find whatever you are looking for in the last place you look.
- 10. Hindsight doesn't help after you've chosen Quit from the File menu.
- 11. An apple a day helps keep the doctor away.
- 12. The convenience store will always be out of your favorite soda, if you want it badly enough.
- 13. Too much of anything is not good.
- 14. He who hesitates is lost.
- 15. Guns do not kill people. Guns attached to people kill people.
- 16. Never underestimate the stupidity of the person next to you.
- 17. Problems are usually narrowed down to the loose nut behind the keyboard.
- 18. Luck will finds its way to you.
- 19. Canteloupes cannot swim.
- 20. If you cannot stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
- 21. If at first you do not succeed, try try again.
- 22. To err is human, to forgive divine.
- 23. Plastics.
- 24. The largest briefcase will soon fill past its capacity.
- 25. One bad apple can ruin your whole day.
- 26. Live to learn and love to live.
- 27. If you do not want anyone to know what you are doing, you are out of luck.
- 28. Rosebud.
- 29. I'll be back.
- 30. What is the difference between a duck?
- 31. Go ahead, make my day.
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